Big Trucks, Loud Toys, Small Minds

All in all, a small test of patience and compatibility where once again, we saw things in sync.  Given the fairly beautiful surroundings, we were in fact, surrounded by yayhoo, inbred, dumb-ass, meth-crazed, drunken, motorheaded, consumer-driven, ignoramuses, who kicked up the dust and decibels all over the river bar in their big-wheeled trucks, quads, motorcycles, and jet skis,  while screaming moronically and incestuously, until 3:30 in the morning. Truly, we were witnessing living proof of the theory of evolution, or more precisely,  ‘regressive evolution’.

Welcome to Oregon !  Without the cities of Portland, Eugene, Ashland, and a few others, this state would be as hayseed as any. Too bad.  Why must this gene pool  continue to breed?  Was this another example of the ‘miracle’ of gods’ will ?

Oak Flat on the Illinois River, Oregon

A physically beautiful area, with indigenous history, clean water, bald eagles – were it not for the intrusion of  some mindless Oregon inbreds…